In the most egregious case of apostrophe abuse I have yet seen, I just saw someone refer to the chair of the House Judiciary Committee as Conyer's.

I think I may go curl up in bed and suck my thumb.

This one goes under "If you fall for this, you deserve whatever happens to you."

From: Dr Sophia Loren Date: Aug 5, 2005 7:22 PM ( Read more... )

"La huaifa del lanlo y el louya del lanlo hicieron un misté cuando vinieron a cor pa' poner el complé."
Confused? Here it is ( properly spelled out )